My name is Rachel and I'm sugoi as fuck.
and it happened in florida
everything starts in florida
we’re all going to die nice knowing you all
I live in Georgia.
Help. I have never been this close to a threat before.
well that’s actually kinda scary
fuck
Scary? That’s fucking exciting. Do you guys understand how long I’ve been preparing for this moment?
That’s right.
My entire life.
wow shit
georgian hiding under his blankets here
English person without fear, right here. We’ll just get the Queen to ninja kick that bastard into the next century. Prince Philip, being that old anyway, will follow this zombie scum wherever he goes; travelling forward in time to find him. With him, he will take british essentials, cups of tea and some grand national tickets. Harry would’ve probably tagged along in these time shenanigans, being the ignorant blighter he is, and would laugh in the face of his grandaddy as he tried to defeat this monster from hell. Harry would then take it upon himself to fill the teacups with booze, and drink himself stupid, before dressing up as a nazi and having sex with this zombie until he zombied no more.
But unnawares to the americans, this was just a giant eurovision promotional stunt, and not a zombie at all. Americans have no idea what eurovision is, so simply labelled it as a zombie attack.
Why then, did the monarch and her pose kick the bugger into the next millennia you may ask. Simple answer is we knew about this eurovision stunt, and joined in with the whole zombie ploy to show those Swedish bastards we mean business; and that the only reason we don’t try is because WE HAVE THE OLYMPICS.
And we can’t afford to host it next year.
i’m just reblogging this again because omf that’s beautiful ^^^^
If zombies come to Georgia.
I’m going to Luke’s house.
because he’s prepared
and I don’t wanna die
IDGAF Russian Grandma - Eurovision 2012
Oh Eurovision, why didn’t I watch more?
someone who makes all those gifs looooooooooool xDDDD
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nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
i beg to differ
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THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD
WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT
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studying for finals
ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?
Elmo
Elmo?!My face changed rapidly from smiling to oh god what just happened omgggg
Hey, Elmo. You okay, buddy?
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I;m GOinG TO Cry
L E T I T B E G I N
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there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
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when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source
What are those As doing?
They’re revolving around the Hs, but they don’t flip or whatever.
what is that whole gif doing
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that is the most beautiful graphic I have ever seen
This paper needs to get out of the news business and start printing tshirts.
holy fuck that is the best picture
jesus christahahahahah this is great
I agree that this needs to be a t-shirt.
Please I need this as a tshirt
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Kanaya in straight pairings. ‘Nuff said.
-Anonymous
